The Anal Only Anthem

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy

Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
All the boys in town say I’ve the prettiest of posy

Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough!
Then why did God give me two, not including my muff?

If you’ve got a pretty face and a pretty fanny too,
you will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you

1, 2, 3, 4 (Feels just like coming in the back door)
5, 6, 7, 8 (Aaah, feels great!)

A Ring, a ring, around my dirty posy
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy

Ring, ring, ring around my posy
All the boys in town say I’ve the tautest of posies

A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men,
to them I say strap one on and let us ladies in!

What’s the point of life if the gays have all the fun?
Just south of my front part, I will make you cum!

9, 10, 11, 12 (Feels so good, must be bad for my health)
13, 14, 15, 16 (I’m so keen)

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy

Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
All the boys in town say I’ve the prettiest of posies

Ring, ring around my rosy
Ring, ring around my rosy

A ring around my rosy.
My pocket’s so damn cozy.

And my posy, my posy,
I’m talkin’ about my asshole!

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