Butthole is the new Vagina
My boss basically begged me to write this article because he thinks I’m obsessed with buttholes. I don’t realize it, on a day to day basis, but I guess I do talk about them a lot.
I remember reading something online about how guys can’t sniff a butthole without getting a major boner. I think about this a lot. Is this why guys stare at butts so much? Because they’re thinking about sniffing them? That’s so funny and weird. But really, I can fully stand behind this because one of the first things I want to do when I have a naked butthole in front of me is sniff it, and then put my tongue in it, and then try to get the owner of the butthole to let me put other things in it.
[…]I have dated a few girls who exclusively liked butthole sex. Like, I would try to please them vaginally, and they’d be like “no, no. Put it in my butt.” I always think of these girls as being like magical butthole unicorns, out there flitting around somewhere where I can no longer see them, but loving anal every day. For these girls, their butthole is indeed the new vagina.
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